I'se tryin to wrestle a hard haided editor to the ground, so I'se busy.
Mebbe ya' got somethin' to say? Happy talk or deep thoughts? Jes' a personal gripe or two or ten? What ya' bought at the Circuit City bankruptcy sale?
Review the last book ya read or HA! I got it--what book does ya WANT to read? Comin' soon to a porch near you: "Title for the Book I Want to Read Next" contest.
Heh, oh yeah, this might perk thangs up.
Talk to me, please! Distract me.