Ya'll, Granny is holdin' court up in the Ritz-Cardiac.
Reckon she is goin' to be OK when they git thangs arranged jes' so.
But it has me runnin'...so I cain't post a real post, but share wif' me yore favorite tongue-in-cheek name along wif its context, like this:
"How I was born when mama fell down in the pig sty," by Anita Bath
"I'se 32 years old an' never been kissed," wailed Ann Chovie.
( barely naughty is okay, but please keep poor Aunty's tender ears in mind, Sweet Thangs)