"Yoo -hoo, anybody home?"

Lizzy came by this afternoon. She had her laptop wif' her. She said she came to do a blog itenrvention wif' me on account of the Porches were not "interactive enough".

Lizzy thinks ya'll will go fer one of these thangs. But I think we's done these thangs--ain't we?

Who is I to say?

So here's her favorite interventions:

The Chocolate Oracle

I wasn't exactly the "hottest chocolate" out there.

Or ya might fail the world domination exam--see how this thang TOTALLY unmasked me?? Oh the shame of it!

You Are Not Destined to Rule the World

You are destined for something else...

Like inventing a new type of cupcake.

You just don't have the stomach for brutality.

But watch out - because many people do!

But I was redeemed by the LBD ( Little Black Dress)

only to be dashed back to the ground with

What Kind of Shoe Are You?

You Are Loafers

You are confident, powerful, and successful.

Hard working and business like, you always dress and act appropriately.

You are consistent and a bit conservative.

You aren't really susceptible to trends, although you always dress well.

While you tend to be formal, you know how to adapt to your surroundings.

So are professional at work... but more laid back when your with your friends.

You should live: In a huge city

(uh..me? in a large city?? I reckon ya ' cain't be a world dominator in loafers--it's jes' all wrong)

Or, see how QUIRKY ya is.

Last of all...I failed the How Much Do You Know About Blogging? It said Aunty was bored by most blogs. But not by all ya'll!


moi said...

Hey, I'm loafers, too! And I don't own a single pair, imagine that! I also do not want to dominate the world. Only guide it gently to do Moi's bidding.

Aunty Belle said...

LOL!! Uh-oh, if ya ain't a dominant sort, how you goin' a be the president??

I ain't got but one pair of loafers--an' they's so old they doan count.

Reckon between us we could guide the world to a confident self sustainin' stylishness in fashion and economics, agriculture, foreign policy...

darkfoam said...

well, i'm clogs (i own a red suede pair with black fake fur around the top) ... and should live in europe .. and i'm dramatic as far as chocolate goes .. and i'm bored with blogs ... but i'm classic when it comes to little black dresses .. forget about world domination .. oh and i'm quirky but normal enough to hide it ..

sparringK9 said...

i am cowboy boots. NO! reallY?? grrrerhahaaha