This morning, we have a story, thas' fer shure.
After the thang wif' Priscilla judgin' poor Jimmy (previous post: Scandal on Shady Lane) , the next we had was bears on the loose.
The paper reports that a fella was wanderin' in the woods and came up on a den of Florida Black Bears. The bear population has been on the swell, we's findin' 'em school yards or ya' go
out wif' ya' first cup 'o cawffee in the mornin' and find one swimin' in yore pool. (I ain't got no pool, so 'taint a worry fer me)
So, ya' can see it ain't no wonder a guy could jes' be out fer a walk and find hisself nose on ter a bear! The bear et that fella.
The Slantinel Star (local rag) reports that after an investigation, no charges was filed against the bear.
In other Bear news, a lone bear climbed up on Interstate 4 , durin' peak travel time an' got hisself struck by a car an' after investigation, charges against the driver were dropped.
One of these stories is true.
Posted by Aunty Belle at 11:18 AM