NEW Post on Back Porch: Obama's lack guts.
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No farmer's market for me today. No no no !@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&*().
Well? Mebbe? Grab some java an' a few flats of bedding plants?
Stay Home. Uncrumple that TDL (to do list) an check off at least TWO of them by nightfall?
Well, sure, but, uh...ya' see...the thang is mah TDL is scarin' the la-di-dah outa me. I'm hiding under my covers wif' the computer. Read PamOKC's Project Runway post, even looked at the episode online... an' the went blog surfin' down in Australia to see What Katie Ate. Her photography is gorgeous.
Get up!! Lazy slug--fergit posts, think about pots--all them pots in the dawg pen garden? They's has been ready fer yore attention a whole week now. The bags of NEW potting soil? That should inspire ya' iffin' ya weren't such a total slacker. GET UP!
Oh, I am thinkin' about the garden--truly I is. See? I still have open tabs whar' I'se selectin' seeds fer this spring's garden fling. Ain't that chard amazin'?
It ain' amazin' enough to grow itself is it? G E T Y O R E D E R R I E R E O U T O F B E D!
I should, I know--lemme take a peak --looky --oh what a spectacular day!
Yep, a day youse wasted four hours of already-- FOUR HOURS?? How can ya live wif' yoreself?
Hold on hoss, I'se been workin' from this bed since 5ish. I did a pile of research fer an upcomin' assignment, cain't ya' cut me no slack?
NO I cain't. Move yore bustle. That "research" ain't the same as the TDL. Youse hidin' behind "work" to avoid w-o-r-k. I ain't fooled. Ain't fooled none a'tall.
Guess what? Youse a bore. An' a nag.
( Sniff) It's mah job. Besides, it's 'cause ya' make me that way, shirkin' yore duty until I have to snatch a knot in ya' to git some progress around heah.
Okay, oKAY! I'se goin' to get some cawfee an' let ya harness me up fer the day, but it doan change how I feel about ya'-- Youse tedious. No wonder folks avoid ya'.
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What's on yore TDL that yore conscience is screamin' at ya' about?
*HAIKU MONDAY IS AT BOXER's this week--her theme is RAIN. Y'all come play--thar's a guest judge who be a real poet!!
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