Now thar's a bare space whar' the sofa lived. Since a clan member be's on watch wif Granny Cracker, we wuz gonna go out today to see what we might find to replace that ole wicker sofa.
Uncle said les' jes' git on over to the Home Depot or Lowes and fetch home one of them plastic made-to-look-like-wicker all weather thangs.
I wrinkled mah nose like I smelled somethin'.
We's definitely not in the same groove on the matter. So I hauled out the computer to the kitchen table so I could stir pots of vittles while I searched online fer a wicker sofa.
Afore long, I fell down a cyber hole of weird-butt chairs and funky sofas.
Here is the Love Chair
The wave sofa
A Weird Wicker
This here contraption I could git wif'-- I mean, under certain conditions of course. Like a remote Greek Isle.
An' in selected locales I might could tolerate these lounge chairs--mebbe overlookin'Big Sur.
But this stuff?
An now looky, what on earth does ya talk about iffin' youse sittin' in these thangs?
Thas' what I as't Uncle. He bent over the screen an peered at the picture.
"What ya reckon folks who sit in this kinda chair talk about?" I as't again. He grutnted:
"How beautiful Nancy Pelosi is an' how kewl Obama is."
