Does openin' yore mail make ya' furious?
We gits so many scam offers per day that the national forests is in dire peril.
We prolly receive two "Unclaimed Sweepstakes Winnings!" letters per week. They doan even make it into the house. Other advertisements is obvious frauds.
Onc't in awhile a hum-dinger arrives such that we holler "There oughta be a law against this!"
Take a look:
We knowed right off this warn't a real thang, but wondered who done it.
A local car dealership. They better fire their Ad agency today. All this advertisement done is to make us say "we ain't never gonna git no buggy from them folks."
It ain't clever, it's fraudulent:
It ain't from the gubmint
It ain't the "second notice."
It ain't "extremely urgent"
Doan know about yore bidness, but in ours thar's so many rules and regs, a body cain't hardly keep thangs movin' along. Meanwhile advertisin' abuse like this flourish.
In the NEW AMERICA the fastest way to success is a successful scam. We's rewardin' scammers by lettin' 'em hide behind "free speech" laws. But jes' try to advertise somethin' real an worthwhile, like organic food or vitamins an' watch the goons come up to yore bidness door.
