Showing posts with label reality avoiding tactics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reality avoiding tactics. Show all posts

11.30.2012

Proof is in the (Chocolate) Puddin'


New Post on Ether Capacious: Moses the Black (because sometimes them naughty Catholik boyz is funny)



Thangs is so bad out theah in the real world--a real ciff-hanger ya' might say--that I'se lookin' to escape. Every Day. Escape.

When life is this fraught wif' anxiety, any decent woman turns to chocolate. Heah's mah current stash:

(NOoooo, the Maya isn't on account of the Mayan Calendar 12/12/12 freak-out, which doan hold no water fer Aunty.)

Stayin' true to mah goal to avoid harsh realities, I ignored all the mornin' chores an' piled mahself up in a comfy chair to  thumb through catalogs an' read a new book on local food.


 
 Y'all, wait 'til Uncle discovers thar's a local distillery 40 miles up the road what' they make "Artisanal Florida sipping whiskey" from Florida grown corn: "this ain't yore Daddy's moonshine."  A few lucky fellas on mah list is gonna git some o' this fer they own Merry Merry Christmas.

One reality avoidance maneuver led to another an' afore ya' knowed it,  I wuz fully charmed by this English sprite who cooks in Paris' smallest bistro--her cramped apartment-- whar' her maximum seating is two.  But doan feel sorry fer her, 'cause the BBC now done made her an offer of her own TV show--move over Nigella.
  
How does she manage in this retro 1940s kitchen??


 
Ah, savory is good ( might substitute apricots fer the prunes, though), but looky!! CHOCOLATE!!
 

Well, see? We's been full circle--it's back to chocolate. Pudding. Mousse. Pastry cream. Wif' nibs. Eat it now in case thar's no dessert in a post-cliff dive world.