Showing posts with label pizza. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pizza. Show all posts

5.07.2008

Keep the Mafia outa my Mozzarella

Dang it!!

Ain't NUTHIN' sacred no more? C'mon, Mafiosos, give us a dern break, ya' thugs.

Iffin' any of ya'll is a "foodie" then ya know that buffalo mozzarella is the bestest kind of all....and most of it is imported from Southern Italy.

But now, they's a idiot runnin' the Neapolitan Mafia. Seems the boys is cornered the waste disposal market and they illegally dumped crud into the water systems, tainted the cheese with deadly dioxins.

Why doan them goons stick to the numbers racket?

No more Pizza Blanca (moan)
No more Insalata Caprese (sigh) (WHY is I growin' all these tomatoes and basil iffin' not fer the Caprese? )

Iffin' ya'll knows of reliable sources fer good artizan foods, Aunty is all ears.