tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post5195224087041750749..comments2023-11-03T01:55:16.915-07:00Comments on Aunty Belle's Front Porch: HAIKU MONDAY: SignsAunty Bellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13868780211706866610noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-42292049860207238372011-03-08T04:08:48.441-08:002011-03-08T04:08:48.441-08:00Morning to you Belle.
Judging these entries wil...Morning to you Belle.<br /> Judging these entries will be a difficult task. May I recommend you start with a Cafe au Lait, a beignet and a prayer? This may not lighten your challenge but it is a fine way to commence FAT Tuesday.Blowfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06581961545473157864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-83295024893433583512011-03-07T18:57:54.030-08:002011-03-07T18:57:54.030-08:00ululating roars
undulating ungulates
unguligrade r...ululating roars<br />undulating ungulates<br />unguligrade rundarkfoamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14394546886035933252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-85276389326506709172011-03-07T18:13:59.810-08:002011-03-07T18:13:59.810-08:00Oh Carp!
Mama never taught me how to switch a fish...Oh Carp!<br />Mama never taught me how to switch a fish and they's a mite difficult to leash. Wear the Chanel! You'll put an end to his puff right smartly. If not, I'll call Kym. That child is smart.fishyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15169980377922293950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-36963702692793669332011-03-07T18:02:22.651-08:002011-03-07T18:02:22.651-08:00I do like Anon 3:55's offering :)
Auntie, I ...I do like Anon 3:55's offering :) <br /><br />Auntie, I don't envy your judgin' duties this week - goodness. <br /><br />Hope you were able to stop by and check out my "signs" of life in the midst of the haiku frenzy :)<br /><br />xoxo,<br />eggySharon Ruddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00598263732896925616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-58723194430845830972011-03-07T18:01:45.345-08:002011-03-07T18:01:45.345-08:00oh, i have another one.
in the same vein as my fir...oh, i have another one.<br />in the same vein as my first one.<br /><br />sinuous wafting ..<br />smoke lingers in the cool air<br />cig butts litter grounddarkfoamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14394546886035933252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-45086079974227642122011-03-07T18:00:29.951-08:002011-03-07T18:00:29.951-08:00Thumb, index, pinky;
American Sign Language.
Unive...Thumb, index, pinky;<br />American Sign Language.<br />Universal love.Kymical Reactionshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03973202222132286348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-48067345276474225232011-03-07T17:27:26.649-08:002011-03-07T17:27:26.649-08:00Phew, Aunty, I wouldn't want to be you right n...Phew, Aunty, I wouldn't want to be you right now, having to decide the winner. Seems to me, though, that Blowfish might be tempted to come out if you offer food. Chicken pot pie? But leave off the Chanel or he's likely to think you're Fishy.<br /><br />@Troll: man, you just described half the gals who walk into the local watering holes around here. Only they're <i>rough</i>necks.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-35969094823568540162011-03-07T15:55:31.737-08:002011-03-07T15:55:31.737-08:00Aunty Erudite
Literarian priestess
Pens crackerspe...Aunty Erudite<br />Literarian priestess<br />Pens crackerspeak witAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-84006211044307370712011-03-07T12:05:56.759-08:002011-03-07T12:05:56.759-08:00Cracker Vs. Redneck Renga
Ankle bracelet on?
Tram...Cracker Vs. Redneck Renga<br /><br />Ankle bracelet on?<br />Tramp stamp of approval, Check!<br />Waist-down redneck girl.<br /><br />If she turned around we'd see<br />her buckle-bunny beltline.<br /><br />And then she DID turn!<br />Neither redneck nor Cracker.<br />Lindsay Lohan look!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-38222243500140066452011-03-07T11:45:55.995-08:002011-03-07T11:45:55.995-08:00soon to die
but no sign of it
in cicada's chi...soon to die<br />but no sign of it <br />in cicada's chirp<br /><br />(It's only 3-5-5 in barbarian foreigner language. In Japanese, it's 5-7-5)Master Basho's Ghosthttp://trollstroll.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-79421980000253057812011-03-07T11:13:13.599-08:002011-03-07T11:13:13.599-08:00I thought Blowfish wrote a haiku but I see he'...I thought Blowfish wrote a haiku but I see he's only being supportive.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-86587632044324487702011-03-07T11:09:32.422-08:002011-03-07T11:09:32.422-08:00Boxer?
I reckon --jes fer B-Babe, no others--tha...Boxer? <br /><br />I reckon --jes fer B-Babe, no others--that Boxin' dialect will substitute--I mean, Can ya' write like Rocky speaks? <br /><br />Did Rocky like Pork Rinds? <br /><br />Fishy!<br /><br />Ha--nice catch!<br />( uh...P.S. Blowfish is swmmin' under the Porch. )<br /><br />Moi,<br />what sorta baitfish should I use? I need to keep Blowfish around as the judgin' act is startin' to worry me some--<br /><br />PamOKC!!<br /><br />Hey Grand-Pam!! Heh. So excited about Kymmie.<br /><br />I think that Trespass Haiku is pretty fittin'--I like the twist ending. <br /><br />Y'all is makin' this so much fun--thanky!Aunty Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868780211706866610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-2249328078909582232011-03-07T11:00:49.510-08:002011-03-07T11:00:49.510-08:00Moi,
yore Haiku is grand--an' visuals, well,...Moi, <br /><br />yore Haiku is grand--an' visuals, well,visual. <br /><br />Uncle has read a couple of the good books on Lewis and Clark's adventures an got a minor bug bite. Then in 2009, I'se speechifying out in Wyoming, Uncle came afterward an we went up to Yallerstone fer our first ever time. Drivin' along Uncle say, "Belle, I could live up here."<br /><br />I said, "No, ya couldn't, Aloysius. They ain't got oceans."<br /><br />Uncle: "I think I could, Belle. Thar's a different beauty to it."<br /><br />SIDELINES,<br /><br /> heh--why not write it yoreself?<br /><br />Blowfish?<br /><br />No way...Fishy ain't corraled ya? Well, good--send me yore preferences cause this is tougher than I bargained fer. <br /><br />Chick9<br /> sorry fer yore time pressure, but I ain't believin' ya cain't write cracka--seems to me it comes natural wif' yore pedigree. <br /><br />I will pat Granny--and same to yore own Mama, Sugar. An' I reckon I did not knwo (or worse, forgot) that Karl's Granny ain't well. These folks is a sign of, and, to the rest of us. <br /><br />Mercy.<br /><br /> Milk River Madman!<br /><br />Hey hey , you. Wish I could see yore neck of the woods--evocative Haiku.Aunty Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868780211706866610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-69218124283925020722011-03-07T10:34:26.623-08:002011-03-07T10:34:26.623-08:00SIGN SAID "NO TRESPASS"
BUT ON THE OTHER...SIGN SAID "NO TRESPASS"<br />BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE IT<br />DIDN’T SAY NOTHIN’Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15357397551761295138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-19786059056821767052011-03-07T10:18:01.076-08:002011-03-07T10:18:01.076-08:00You speak of signs and
wonders but I’m waiting on
...You speak of signs and<br />wonders but I’m waiting on<br />crumbs from your table<br /><br />(Plagarism again but I'm swamped and is the bet i can do today...)Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15357397551761295138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-42427971045157576382011-03-07T10:01:18.016-08:002011-03-07T10:01:18.016-08:00Does Fishy know Blowfish is out and about?Does Fishy know Blowfish is out and about?moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-72626766313070839852011-03-07T09:59:40.527-08:002011-03-07T09:59:40.527-08:00Sorry about the spelling error!
Here is my apology...Sorry about the spelling error!<br />Here is my apology:<br /><br />COMPOSTELA days<br />Mah soul wuz elevated<br />Mah feets was screamin'fishyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15169980377922293950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-1333445507176222032011-03-07T09:16:24.803-08:002011-03-07T09:16:24.803-08:00yay! Blowfish is in this week.
I also tried to wr...yay! Blowfish is in this week.<br /><br />I also tried to write in Cracker and gave up because I have enough problems counting in regular English.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-34467269946819894792011-03-07T09:02:43.661-08:002011-03-07T09:02:43.661-08:00Going home
The Robinson Bridge
Then Alkali creek,...Going home<br /><br />The Robinson Bridge<br />Then Alkali creek, soon mean<br />Entering MaltaMilk River Madmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03488717739676864113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-57268508926949066622011-03-07T06:25:57.557-08:002011-03-07T06:25:57.557-08:00and forgot to say:
would you please give your gra...and forgot to say:<br /><br />would you please give your granny a pat on the hand from ol chick9? i feel for all the old grannys - your mine, Karls and also the ones that have left this worldchickoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11814762747054617499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-47403236229184394112011-03-07T06:24:12.371-08:002011-03-07T06:24:12.371-08:00just want to say - i tried a few in craka and just...just want to say - i tried a few in craka and just didnt get it. impressed aunty that you can write in cracka no problem. but, im under time pressure right now so just doing a haiku of any kind was a deal. good luck all!chickoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11814762747054617499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-5883606138309994692011-03-07T05:46:31.443-08:002011-03-07T05:46:31.443-08:00Morning Belle,
I cudda warned ya,
but figgered yo...Morning Belle,<br />I cudda warned ya,<br /> but figgered you'd cotton to it soon enuff.Blowfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06581961545473157864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-36545093059221018992011-03-07T05:43:57.762-08:002011-03-07T05:43:57.762-08:00From the sidelines, we're waiting on the Burma...From the sidelines, we're waiting on the Burma Shave haiku.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-53252616799997803412011-03-07T05:32:55.352-08:002011-03-07T05:32:55.352-08:00Ruh roh.
Now, reviewin' these early entries, ...Ruh roh.<br /><br />Now, reviewin' these early entries, I has new found admiration for Troll an' all y'all who done the judgin'. <br /><br />This is gonna be a tough gig. EEEeeeehhhh.Aunty Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868780211706866610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23068833.post-82880200945512192272011-03-07T05:31:55.157-08:002011-03-07T05:31:55.157-08:00Aunty, weren't you also bemoaning the fact onc...Aunty, weren't you also bemoaning the fact once that you had no idea how to write haiku? Huh. Could have fooled me. Stunning stuff. As are the others posted.<br /><br />I came up with two this time:<br /><br />Backwoods churches urge:<br />"Come to Jesus." But is He<br />not already here?<br /><br />Tales told in the dust<br />of how the West was won: Heads<br />up, then eyes to ground.<br /><br />I'm also up with a visual.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824043795171732429noreply@blogger.com